I’ve been addicted to Call of Duty 4 for… months and I’m usually halfway decent, but last night I played my most pitiful game of Hardcore Team Deathmatch ever. In one game I managed to do all of this by accident:
- Kill 2 teammates with one grenade
- Knife a teammate
- Hold a grenade too long, killing me and a teammate nearby
- Almost killed a teammate by bouncing a flash grenade off his head
As someone on my team put it: “You can’t even teach someone how to fail that bad…”
That’s just how amazing I am. 
[If I ever join the army in real life, I think I'll have to wear a sign that says "Keep 500 feet away at all times" like an ambulance because real life doesn't happen to have those little taggy things over people that shows you they're on your team. 
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Wow…I’m very…impressed.
LOL…this is one of the funniest posts I’ve read in a while. You probably reached that pinnacle of team killing where your team could only laugh instead of bitch you out. LOL.
C’mon, no one can be THAT bad… you’re bluffing!
Oh no, really. I don’t even know how all of it happened, it was like within the first 5 minutes and I kept waiting for one of my teammates to just get really pissed and run up and knife me “by accident”.
And I still somehow ended up coming in 3rd on the team….
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Well in order to be pro in COD4 you have to play a lot more than just a few months.
Some of us started to play it back when Call of duty (1) was released.